What funny sayings would you want to see printed on a t-shirt?

What catchy, funny, or interesting sayings do you think would be good ideas to print on shirts that many people would like?

Sex is a Misdermeaner. The more I miss, der meaner I get!

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Save Trees! Eat More Beavers.

I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?

I Love My Country. It’s The Government That Pisses Me Off.

Never Play Leap Frog With A Unicorn.

No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake.

OK, Who Stopped The Payment On My Reality Check?

On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers.

You Are Depriving Some Poor Village Of Its Idiot.

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

You! Off My Planet!

You’re So Boring, If You Threw A Boomerang, It Wouldn’t Come Back To You!

Why Are Hemorrhoids Called “Hemorrhoids” Instead of “Asteroids”?

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can’t Shoot At Them?

Why Is The Alphabet In That Order? Is It Because Of That Song?

Will Work For Food… Will Beg For Sex

Sure You Can Trust The Government. Just Ask An Indian!

Ted Kennedy’s Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun.

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Democrats

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans

The Trouble With Political Jokes Is That They Get Elected.

They’re Not Hot Flashes…They’re POWER SURGES!

Red Meat Isn’t Bad For You. Fuzzy Green Meat Is!

Rehab Is For Quitters.

Reincarnation Is Making A Comeback!

Romance Is Like Chess: One False Move And You’re Mated.

Santa’s Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses.

Should Crematoriums Give Discounts For Burn Victims?

Smoking – Think Of It As Evolution In Action.

So You’re A Feminist. Isn’t That Cute!

If I Throw A Stick, Will You Leave?

If I Would Like To Hear From An A&&hole, I’d Fart!

If The #2 Pencil Is The Most Popular, Why Is It Still #2?

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Love Is Blind. And When You Get Married You Get Your Eyesight Back.

If You’re Rich, I’m Single!

funny shirts and sayings

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